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EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark...


TAGS: let me know if you think this is getting out of hand
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:33 am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 11:23 am
Aww cripes! I wish I had never come across this motifake, now I can't stop laughing at it! EPIC WIN!
Zed - December 9, 2009, 3:03 am
Better than my last few, I've gotten 5 ro 8 5 lions at first, then a ten to twelve 1 lion votes (by persons who shall remain nameless)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:00 am
but mine took almost a month to get 200 votes
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 2:58 am
I never linked my hall of famer
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:06 am
No rules against it... but it's the only way to make the numbers that some of these do.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 12:03 am
.....oops
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:01 am
This poster was linked from 2 other sites.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 11:57 pm
Quite the accomplishment, indeed, Briton. Only one other has managed to do that before... and he admitted to whoring the poster.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:55 pm
Oh, but it does get taken off of top 5, that might explain it
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:54 pm
I wouldn't think so, Ive come across a few of MWLF's hall of famers while browsing.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:53 pm
Wait, once a poster goes to the HOF, does it disappear from the random posters that get portrayed on the site?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:52 pm
Meh, not really, especially with the top 5 constantly being shown now.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:50 pm
Weird how the voting works
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:49 pm
Strange, 200 votes in 12 days, but only 70 since.
Grim [email protected] - October 29, 2009, 6:59 am
AWESOME!
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 11:04 am
Cheers BoR!!!
Briton of Rose - October 21, 2009, 8:07 am
Into the Hall of Fame in just twelve days, with a score of 4.37 poodlions?!? That's got to be some kind of record! As for agdaniele's "LogicDude" poster: Your powers are weak, Old Man. XD J/K Aggy, you're good people. Now to find the next HoF contender!
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:14 pm
Damn. I'm voter 201.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 11:20 am
Congrats BoR. Very well done poster.
Fucktard - October 19, 2009, 11:02 am
It's at 199! All it needs is one more vote, and it'll be Hall-of-Fame bound!
Fucktard - October 13, 2009, 8:10 am
Damn! Less than a week, and it's already 3/4 of the way to being in the Hall of Fame! Let's keep this going! Please?!?
Zombie BBQ - October 12, 2009, 12:55 pm
OMG That is so freaking funny, good one!
DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 3:20 pm
Yeah Hercules you are.
HerculesDippedInJalapenoSauce - October 11, 2009, 3:05 pm
I really dont get it gosh im a moron hahaa
Dominosac - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
thats like one of the funniest ones i have seen on here 5/5
Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:17 am
The real reason why Luke screamed "NOOOOOOOO!" lol
amina - October 9, 2009, 10:14 am
you already know my views on this poster.
Preacher Man - October 9, 2009, 4:00 am
This is just plain wrong, sick, and perverted. Only a truly twisted mind would find this amusing. In other words, this is the funniest damn thing I've seen in months. 5 Lions. I'd give it 6 if I could.
Bort - October 8, 2009, 7:09 pm
Too bad they didn't have this on the Robot Chicken Star War episode. Would have fit right in. :-)
Bob D. Sailor - October 7, 2009, 8:30 pm
AHAHAHAHA!!! epic pwn. 10/5
Ronski - October 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
The Best. You win. 5/5
Woodywood03a - October 7, 2009, 6:17 pm
5/5, You my friend are a more then a genius. There is no words to say what I am thinking.
Zed - October 7, 2009, 3:22 pm
*twitch* *TWITCH* *TWITCH!!!!!*
rogueagent - October 7, 2009, 1:39 pm
You are a genius.
netGhost - October 7, 2009, 12:27 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA1!! FTW!!!
Reality Lord - October 7, 2009, 8:58 am

huge!
K - October 7, 2009, 7:40 am
Epic Win!


BRAVERY -


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am
A very special image!


YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




ADDICT -


TAGS: addiction calendar autor unknown liquid
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Verdeckt - February 25, 2012, 12:39 am
5mashing!


KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - The power to make other people feel stupid.


TAGS: knowledge is power
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by elixiri

mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:43 pm
this is cool


LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm

RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


elemenopee -


TAGS: now i know my abc s
Rating: 4.9/5

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Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:30 pm
Mnemonics. The theory in practice.


REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


A CHRISTMAS STORY -


TAGS: the aclu knows
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

shadow87 - December 21, 2011, 8:45 am
:') Well, that made my day... 5L's to u b0N3
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:44 am
p.s: he said to the little angel.. stick in it your ass.. and that's why it is on the top of the tree lal.. me so obvious O.O
Reality Lord - December 19, 2010, 8:49 am

awesome bone!
Shottyz - December 19, 2010, 7:14 am
Agreed, I laughed so hard I just about started crying. 5L
ICEMAN - December 18, 2010, 10:16 am
The kind of story that brings a tear to your eye. 5L


WWAD -


TAGS: ackbar knows
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrDamage - March 10, 2013, 6:04 am
She's dead wrong. Those most certainly ARE the breasts I'm looking for :)
axe11154 - October 22, 2012, 9:56 am
ITS A TRAP!!!
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:10 pm
That comment made my day Admiral!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:37 pm

lolz
AdmiralAckbar - January 6, 2011, 1:31 pm
my eyes cannot repel breasts of that magnitude! It's a fap!
Anonymous2 - January 6, 2011, 12:38 pm
Your mind powers will not work on me, woman.


KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.


TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad


WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -




ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by McLovin666

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


ALZHEIMER'S CLINIC -


TAGS: well what do you know
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:35 am
Oh, the old gray mare, *still is* what she used to be ...
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:56 am
damn, that make me choke on my coffee! 5 lil blue pills!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:10 pm
ROR! 5L bone
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:42 pm
Hilarious Bone. 5L


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail assholes we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


TRIVIA CONTEST -


TAGS: how was i to know
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL


JACK SCHITT -


TAGS: you now know jack schitt
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

damagj - October 3, 2011, 8:53 am
so here on motifake, i see its not about originality. point taken.
CloudchaserS - September 30, 2011, 9:45 am
Not created by George Carlin, but sounds like something he'd say. He was a master at using "crude" language in a way that was actually funny, unlike how some comedians cuss just for shock value
mariand - September 30, 2011, 4:21 am
lol...so cool
Verdeckt - September 30, 2011, 1:42 am
I haven't seen this in ages. Maybe its the lead poisoning but it always makes me laugh


CATNIP -




AND NOW WE KNOW....... - and knowing is half the battle.


TAGS: knowing is half battle
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 10:04 pm
and the other half is killing everyone in range!!!


SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am
In5pired


HOMEWORK -


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


PROCTOLOGIST -


TAGS: knows you inside out owl
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - July 29, 2011, 1:19 pm
You're "warmly" welcome!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:09 am
Spit out coffee through my nose. So 5fingers in you.


I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU - BUT THIS IS THE HOT 17 YEAR OLD GIRL YOU SPENT LAST NIGHT ONLINE WITH...


TAGS: you know there are no women online
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 5:51 pm
At least it didn't lie about its cup size


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




COME ON -




THAT ONE DAY -


TAGS: valentines poem unknown author
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:39 am
Ah yes. Valentine's day. Where men aren't looking to get laid, per se, but to prevent getting their access cut off for the next 364 days by buying $400 in flowers and chocolates and dinner and so on... while she buys a $4 card, if she's feeling generous.


RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.


TAGS: heyyyyy you sexy you know
Rating: 3.42/5

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grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:21 pm
i'm sorry for u, some day u will, either as a friend and savior or as a judge and jury. i can choose not to believe in gravity but it does stop it's existance or impact. he loves u more than u know!
Bartimaeus - August 26, 2010, 5:46 pm
Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:49 pm
Light refraction..... I don't believe in God or Gays....


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


INSIGNIFICANT -




HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.




GET LOST -


TAGS: my stalker knows
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:58 pm

Haar, we have greatly missed you and your contributions.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Thanks, RL. It's nice to be touching base with everyone.
Reality Lord - July 29, 2012, 6:58 pm

welcome back haark. real real nice seeing you again.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:47 am
I was all like "meh" until I saw the tags. Most excellent.


BIG FEET -


TAGS: i know what youre thinking
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:22 am
I wear a size 15. No kiddin'...just sayin. 5L!


A SEA OF QUESTIONS -


TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am
lol
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!


VARIOUS VIEWS - Optimists say this glass is half full. Pessimists say it's half empty. But I think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: half full half empty who knows
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by vader

NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
drzarkov39 - April 5, 2013, 10:38 am
If the glass has some bad tasting liquid in it, like medicine, a pessimist would say, "the glass is still have full"; but an optimist would say, "oh boy, the glass is half empty". So, it's what's in the glass that matters, not if it's half full or empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I poured out the water and filled it with Bushmills Black......My Outlook has improved...I feel like a Sunday drive...through a church....
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:48 am
I just decided to fill the glass the rest of the way with ice cubes.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:42 am
You must be an engineer.


WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy


TAGS: make sure you know which ring is which
Rating: 3/5

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emsilent - May 9, 2010, 12:20 am
i dont trust gandalf either


TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...


TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

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Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
Ditto
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


IT'S ALL OUR FAULT - And we still don't know why. Next Week: Why men drink


TAGS: who knows
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

rerun - May 8, 2010, 5:01 pm

GS Looked? At aggie? man, I am so out of here
Kung-Fu Devil - May 8, 2010, 2:33 pm
It's when they find another pair of really expensive shoes they will never wear on sale.
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:52 pm
Drink more.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
I looked :(
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:49 pm
crap
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:46 pm
I'm almost afraid to look down.
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:46 pm
Uh-oh... we may have figured out my problem.
Cubbybear - May 8, 2010, 1:37 pm
I'd drink 24/7 if I had a small wiener
Klara - May 8, 2010, 1:33 pm
@ thatonechick small wieners??
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 10:15 am
hmmm, I best have a drink and think about that.....you might be on to sumthin' there
thatonechick - May 7, 2010, 10:13 am
Maybe that's part of the problem! Alcohol breath...
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 10:09 am
no, the biggest reason we drink? is no, might as well have a buzz on when we already know what the answer is going to be ;)
thatonechick - May 7, 2010, 9:58 am
I cry when I'm exceptionally angry and/or frustrated. Now all you have to do is figure out why I would be angry or frustrated... Oh, I bet that's the biggest section of the Why Men Drink chart.


COLDPLAY - "You know how I know you're gay?"


TAGS: coldplay how i know you you re are gay
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by chareuleu

Porcelina - February 10, 2009, 8:25 am
I personally just feel like jabbing qtips into my ears
Bob Chin - February 10, 2009, 8:21 am
I'm not gay, I'm happy, until I hear/see Coldplay and then for some strange reason I want to slit my wrists.
jo - May 20, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now? David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate. Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay


LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.


TAGS: dance life knowledge music success
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:29 am
Thanks cynic. Hope you don't mind the short version. Too tired to type the whole thing :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:09 am
I always said that anyone can break dance or mosh dancing, because everyone is too high and confused to correct any incorrect moves. And good job with the metaphor!


A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .


TAGS: normal person dont know well
Rating: 4.33/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm
Awesome 5Ls


YOU GOT IT, DUDE - Don't tell Daddy, Uncle Jesse, D.J., or Stephanie that you like to touch me with your stupid hand puppets. Okie dokie.


TAGS: creepy uncle you know you used to watch full house dont lie
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:06 am
ha ha ha fucking hilarious
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 4:49 pm
Im sure that would explain some of her problems


GREYBEARDS - THEY KNOW -


TAGS: grey beards they know wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:37 pm
"Back in my day, war FIXED the econmy. You must be doing something wrong."


THE WISDOM OF HELEN -




TALK TO THE HAND -




THE FORTUNE TELLER -


TAGS: when you need to know every inch of your future
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

erock - February 7, 2010, 12:15 pm
good one "bone"
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 3:25 pm
Very good, Bone. And LOL @ the tags.


CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


SQUARE FISH -


TAGS: so now you know
Rating: 2.7/5

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BuZZbomb - April 11, 2009, 8:02 pm
HEY! That Square Fish stole my pants!


GRANDMA -


TAGS: granny knows everything wooh cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheNightFlower - December 31, 2010, 6:56 am
Mahaha.. ewww.. *shudder* 5L
rerun - December 29, 2010, 7:10 pm

guess it is to big for you?
RegalWolf - December 29, 2010, 6:38 pm
VERY Wrong!
shmoe13 - December 26, 2010, 6:33 am
haha wow thats funny and wrong


JOLLY OLD ELF -




THE BEST -


TAGS: life stinks who knows cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 3:05 pm
Woof.


SIGNS POINT TO -


TAGS: the 8 ball knows
Rating: 4.61/5

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THE UNKNOWN - The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.




A LITTLE QUIZ -


TAGS: i think i know the heisman winners
Rating: 4.29/5

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Airman - May 20, 2010, 2:53 pm
thanks ... and Aggy, got an ex-wife who might have a point of rebuttal on that
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:24 pm
Airman always knows just what to say. 5L
Iconoclast - May 19, 2010, 10:49 pm
Now THAT is a great poster with a great message. I am sending it to some of my teacher friends. 5L
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:14 pm
It should be noted that this poster made Zealot feel empty on the inside.


A REAL FRIEND -




SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
Lol!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
Damn! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!


TRUST -




A STORM IN A GLASS OF WATER -


TAGS: who knows maybe it s all just that
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by culos

phydeaux - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am
A tempest in a teacup? Almost...but 5/5
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
...a storm in a spirit glass?
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
I like this...."5, and make that with rocks, please"


PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




WHO KNOWS JACK? -


TAGS: i know jack schitt thank you very much
Rating: 3.2/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:14 pm
Easy but creative I gave it a 5l, i luld a little!


YOU KNOW - Hitler was a great speaker too.


TAGS: obama hitler great speaker you know vash
Rating: 2.36/5

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Sean - October 13, 2008, 7:18 pm
... and as white as McCain, or Palin. You think you had a point worth making?
Overlord Douchebag - October 13, 2008, 1:03 pm
You trolls aren't even trying anymore, are you.
Obama Nation - October 13, 2008, 12:12 pm
Say it five times fast and you get the picture of where it's all headed with him


INNOCENCE... -


TAGS: innocent truly wicked knowing eyes
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are photo-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!


LEMMINGS -


TAGS: yes mooooooo i know these are ducks
Rating: 4.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
...Rerun can provide an answer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
I love late night random posters...Those ARE geese, Lemmings are NOT suicidal, And WHY did you make this? I get to use past problems with alcohol to excuse my ignorance to the reasoning behind this poster...so I trust that good old sober and reliable...
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:51 pm
We could use one of those crossing guards on State St. A shepherd's crook would be better, as the geese like to take their time once they begin crossing the road.
rerun - November 9, 2010, 7:21 pm

Even better, the news site I got it from said they were ducks.....all I know about ducks is they taste great, Peking style
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Actually, they be geese. 5


BIG BANG THEORY - So THAT'S how it happened!




MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks ass!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your ass! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing anal rape with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


MORGAN FREEMAN -


TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

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LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Every single time!!!!!


MOTHER KNOWS YOU DONT' MEAN WHAT YOU SAY - When things don't go your way And at the end of the day She'll make it all ok...




LITTLE KNOWN FACTS... - Even Hitlers cat was an as*hole... But a snappy dresser. Its TRUE!




MICKEY MOUSE -




YOUR ROLE -




DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?




MORTALITY -


TAGS: life walk fog path destination unknown
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:23 pm
Thanks guys.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 6:12 pm
five'd & fav'd
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 8:38 am
Brilliant. Another 5L for you, doggy.


Journey Of A Lifetime -


TAGS: old man homeless lifetime hard acknowledge
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:19 am
Damn infrastructure! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:54 am
...with many a pothole, sinkhole, and washout! Good 1 Prissy!
MissPriss - May 18, 2016, 10:44 pm
Why thank you sir!
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 1:31 pm
Brilliant!


Conference room tactics -


TAGS: know the enemy
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:36 am
Mock all ya want...anything tastes great with 5L of sugar coating it!
Greeny - August 10, 2013, 4:52 pm
They're great with Mayo, but not so great with Gravy... just ask Moo+


I'm Not Finished Yet -


TAGS: success child super hero knowledge
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sho - May 4, 2014, 1:54 pm
indeed


THE HIP BONE -


TAGS: noboby knows the trouble i ve seen
Rating: 4.93/5

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FatherTyme - June 16, 2011, 6:03 pm
T...T..T...Tiffani A..A...mmmber Thhhhiesen. *eyes roll to the back of head*
Tarapin - May 14, 2011, 4:00 pm
Humor...not exactly the emotion this picture evokes.
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 7:15 pm
LOL!!


Criticism -


TAGS: criticism opinions are like you know what elbert hubbard
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 9:01 am
Dang, thought I had cataracts for a minute there. I do, however, like the ‘do nothing’ part. 5 inert Lions.


DID YOU KNOW -


TAGS: did you know trivia sneezing god bless you jesus christ
Rating: 4.85/5

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RetiredUSNChief - August 18, 2013, 6:22 pm
Actually, it means "health". The single word expression is a wish for good health upon the recipient. :)
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:44 am
3 out of 10. In California a lot of people don't know what "gesundheit" means, so it makes for some interesting post-sneeze chat...
ipaprime - August 16, 2013, 8:07 am
did you know that it means "God hold you tight"
falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 7:49 am
Make that 2 out of 10, herr Cannabal.
Cannabal - August 16, 2013, 12:58 am
Ich bin ein Berliner!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:10 am
Verwenden Sie deutsch? Das ist gut!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:00 am
It was my reaction when I saw this photo, lol. Glad you like.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:11 pm
This agnostic says ‘WTF?’ but it doesn’t sound quite like ‘double-u-tee-eff’…sounds more like ‘what the phukk’
Cannabal - August 15, 2013, 7:55 pm
I must be the 1 out 10, because I say "gesundheit."
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 7:53 pm

'Oh, Sweet Lord, make him stop!' 5 (from several yards away), Ls.


OPTIMISM -




CHILDREN -


TAGS: children day little ankle biters know where youre the weakest
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 8:58 am
A solid 5 right to the groin.
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:53 am
thanks guys!! :)
LogicDude - March 16, 2010, 8:18 am
And don't let him get started on the b00bs! "Yer mine from the nuts down - LET'S DANCE POPS!!!" 5L!
spacedog - March 15, 2010, 10:15 pm
Excellent GS, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Whoa!!!! 5L
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:45 pm
nice1


DONT KNOW KARATE -




KISSING -


TAGS: kissing book knowledge
Rating: 4.25/5

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Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 10:05 am
I'll sign up for lessons.. ;^)
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:15 am
Yeah I just looked through all 4 of your posters 5but and I gotta say your opinion means pretty much nothing yet. Your stuff is derivative and predictable. When you have made some good posters we may care what you think. But probably not.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 9:31 pm
5 - I don't know what brings you here to spout criticism, but you need to check yourself. You are all advice, and far too little practice.
Anonymous2 - August 28, 2010, 6:37 pm
5butjam, I wasn't trying for a "chickfake." I saw the image, had an idea, and went with it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:08 pm
pot...meet kettle.....
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:56 pm
Hey Anon2, probably haven't noticed me around as I don't vote or comment much, but as some friendly advice, chickfakes aren't immediate 5 lions, even ask Cubby. There was a lot you could've done with this picture to make it demotivating or funnier.


FRENCH NAVAL ENSIGN - white cross on white background


TAGS: well known for their bravery
Rating: 3.92/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 5:37 am
ok, naval ensign seems to be the right word. searched for a translation of 'Kriegsstandarte' (flag which only is used at war - can't even describe it very well...)
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:49 am
5 *Giggles*.


KNOWING -


TAGS: douzten kroes women know what neener needs
Rating: 3.84/5

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Neener - October 21, 2010, 7:48 pm
Only took 5 minutes for submitter's remorse. I could have done this better now that I think about it.


EXCUSE ME - Waitress I also ordered the buffalo wings.




AMERICAN JESUS SAYS... - Let He who is without sin Cast the first bullet.


TAGS: forgive me for my pixels i know not what i do
Rating: 2.54/5

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MustyK - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Absolute Crap


World of Warcraft -


TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked


OH GIRLS... -


TAGS: you know what they say
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Bone - July 1, 2009, 6:27 am
Thank god...for a moment there I thought that you had, well nevermind.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 2:27 am
Sorry ... too lazy there for a moment to sign back in.
Sean. - July 1, 2009, 2:23 am
Uhhmmmm, yeah. Bone-honey ... if dat shoe fits, the girl won't ... if yous knows wot I mean. And you'll probably feel faint every time you ... oh, nevermind.


YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - because i bloody dont?




No Mo Mocha -


TAGS: better latte than well youknow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!


If I had ever been here before -




DID YOU KNOW - Obviously not!


TAGS: chores men sex didyouknow humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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Kyronic - May 11, 2012, 9:02 pm
I knew. I just chose Motifake over sex.


HISTORY'S LESSONS -


TAGS: wisdom path knowledge learning
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:16 pm

Deep thoughts by Agdaniele


MY OWN TERMS -


TAGS: don t know the truth calendar
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - April 21, 2012, 2:41 am
I completely know what you are saying jack, the idea of this poster was exactly that, convey the exact opposite of what is the reality. Confusing, yes i know
jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:08 am
SOUNDS LIKE A COP OUT TO ME.. DIEING TO BE A HERO... MOST OF THOSE MEN AND WOMEN DO IT CAUSE THEY LOVE HELPING PEOPLE OR T=LOVE THERE JOB.. NOT BECAUSE THEY LOVE THE GLORY... DOESNT BELONG HERE. TO MOTO
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:52 am

sounds like the pledge to fatherhood :)


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